*scowl*

Please help me figure out how to create links within my blog.

copy+paste sometimes does the trick but it appears as this long drawn out line of meaninglessness. I want to turn a word neon green and when you CLICK on the neon green word, it takes you to the wikipedia page about the history, uses of, current meaning, and political undertones of the color.

I will try to demonstrate my frustration- and in doing so, it just might work. Kinda like the light that is always on or the obvious rattle in your car and when you finally take it to the manufacturer, the light turns off and the engine creates a soothing, consistent huummmmmmm. Go figure.

There is a cute little button resembling the offspring of a chain link fence and Mario Brother's, Yoshi. It says "insert link"

Lets try. I would like to link you kind folks to a tapestry I am particularly fond of. Here it goes.


Yuck. Even if it works, its ugly.

Now, underneath the "Title" of my blog there is a "Link" section. WTF? I clicked "learn more" and I learned absolutely nothing more. The liars!

Help me out Blog gurus.
Help me. For I am a http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dumbass