She swallowed that fly because they are TAKING OVER HER HOUSE, LANDING ON ALL DRINKS AND FOODSTUFFS.
When I lived in the house with Ben, Ben, Steven, and Crazy, we never had fruit flies. If we did, the cause was blatantly obvious (that peach over there- or is it a nectarine- maybe a plum?? It would be so much easier if it wasn't covered in fuzz...) and the problem was over once said fruit was removed. My new apartment? Fruit flies. Everywhere. How is it possible that a house positively littered with beer bottles, food, dirty dishes, towels soaked in wine from that spill last weekend, and garbage that was only taken out when one could no longer stack it any higher has NO problem with fruit flies, and the well maintained, frequently cleaned apartment I am now living in is riddled with them?
Any ideas of how to get rid of them? We have a trap....
This trap seems to be working well in that it traps a lot of flies. This trap does not seem to be working so well in that there are still a shit ton of flies- everywhere.
I mean, check this out.
Beautiful flowers. In a paper bag on our porch because....
These bastards moved into the vase. WTF mate?
Anyway-
My apologies for complaining in my blog debut. Perhaps I am not starting out on the right foot. Guess you will just have to stick with me so I can prove myself a non-whiner.
Thank you for reading, and please pass it along that I am now, officially, a blogger.
-Kara
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